Once Upon a Time
Once Upon a Time
When I was finishing my PhD, my thesis advisor liked to introduce me as “the dutchess”.
To my chagrin, I was unable to convince him that my actual title (not a dutchess) grants me no particular benefits or responsibilities whatsoever.
The remaining value of my paltry royalty seems good for one thing only: offering you the plausible fantasy of having your own depraved, aristocratic submissive to defile.
(Though I suppose if we were to grow especially close, there are a few small family castles to visit.)